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Nosebag

(when sifting for drugs) "Got any nosebag?"
meaning "Have you got any cocaine you would like to vend me"
by Sayid October 30, 2006
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dutch nosebag

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.
The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.
by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012
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nosebag

A quick and dirty snack (e.g. the kind of burger you get from a kebab van that you suspect is rat meat), especially when drunk or stoned.
Come on guys, I'm starving. Let's get a cheeky nosebag, eh?
by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007
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niceball

1. n. A prank in which the prankster drives around quiet streets and shouts "NICE BALLS!" as loud as possible out the vehicle's window at unsuspecting pedestrians to elicit a reaction, usually one of shock or confusion. Traditionally two people participate, one shouter and one spotter. The spotter designates targets for the shouter. The driver can be either the shouter or the spotter.

niceballer, n. One who participates in niceball.

2. v. niceballs, niceballed, niceballing. To prank an unsuspecting pedestrian in this manner.
How 'bout a game of niceball?

One guy we niceballed ducked and covered like it was a drive-by shooting.
by Fick Dich March 9, 2009
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Nosebandit

Someone that can slide right under you to steal your spot.
Kelly didn’t show up to the audition , So Liah nosebandit her spot.
by Remember_Leah April 17, 2019
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Nosebag

Small polythene recepticle containing approximately 0.8 grams of novocaine, talcum powder and self-raising flour.
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.

Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder
Jim: Fucking hell I was pissed last night. I paid £40 for a Nosebag off of Dodgy Dave!!

Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!

Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!
by Badgerous Gra January 30, 2008
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Nineballer

worthless people from a worthless county or riverside. they all wear black shoes with black socks with black shorts(preferrable dickies) with black t-shirt(tapout, warrior, wannabee fight gear ect.) black hats and black sunglasses. with lifted trucks to make up for sexual impotence theese douchebags love nappy beers like bud and cooers. they also commonly court nasty skanks who wear plattform sandals with lots of pink and zebra print (a.k.a. bro hoes) all 9ballers think they can fight and will front whenever possible, but fear not for they are ALL pussies and will undoubtably get K.T.F.O. if they rolled up to anyone in HB.
"did you see those nineballers who just parked on P.C.H.?"

"yes, lets go kill them!"

"agreed, lets!"
by Cornish Jaberig April 20, 2009
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