nippledick 

A slightly popular Japanese fetish. This involves the paraphilia of penises where the nipples on a woman's body (or possibly a man's) would occur. This is only illustrated in hentai, and probably the imaginations of kids that don't really understand sex too well.

(It is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in America, but only in illustrated or furry porn.)

This is commonly juxtaposed with futanari, hyperphallic, and sexual defecation, but very rarely used with lolicon.

An inexplicably common subfetish is shitting nipple dicks, in which shit comes out of the nippledicks.

So, you think you know all about Japan--do you know what nippledicks are?

nippledick by *(Anonymous)* September 26, 2006

Nippledick 

1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).

1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.

2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.

Nippledick by NINerd January 16, 2009

Nippletickler 

One who likes to tickle nipples. This can also be used to call someone a clown, jokster, goof, crazy, etc.. Some people you can just tell by their appearance that they are nippleticklers. Others it takes a little more research to discover this.

"Dude did you just see that chick? she was freakin hott."

"ha yeah, whatever you little nippletickler."

Nippletickler by Lukefrizzle November 17, 2011

NippleJack 

NipplieJack can be used as any word in the english laungauge

that nipplejack is a fucker
put that nipplejack away
keep nipplejackin it
that dumb nipplejack cant find his ass from his face

NippleJack by Dr.J December 10, 2003

nippledick 

An ambiguous word that is used for excitement, or putting someone down, or to express the joy of an awesome time, or any other use seen nessacary to add to a conversation.

"You're a nippledick","I just got nippledicked", "let's go nippledicking", "Nippledick!!!!", # nippledick

nippledick by Guywhowins May 18, 2015

Nippleface 

Someone who has protruding actne the size of a nipple

"Oh man he's a nice guy but he's a nippleface!"

Nippleface by Brooklynboy August 24, 2006

Nippledick Crapsponge 

AKA Donald Trump

Nippledick Crapsponge just tweeted that he is the greatest president in the history of the US.

Nippledick Crapsponge by corsendonkian October 27, 2019