One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.
CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.
by Mike, George, Smink, Gena January 28, 2008
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by Undsay January 24, 2023
Get the NINETEENTH FLOOR VIEW mug.Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2019. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2019. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.
The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019
- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.
- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.
- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.
- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.
- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.
- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.
- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )
Do at your own risk.
But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019
- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.
- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.
- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.
- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.
- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.
- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.
- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )
Do at your own risk.
But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
Little Jimmy had attempted No Nut Nineteen. He was walking home after a strenuous day of school only to find that his girlfriend, Chalesa, was in his bed. "Hey baby, lemme have it," Chalesa said. "Aww man, I'm sorry girl, but I can't," he replied. "Why not?" she asked. "Babe, I'm sorry but Im doing No Nut Nineteen," he answered. "So you think that made-up challenge is better than your OWN bitch!?" she yelled. "No it's not-," he said before being cut off by Chalesa, "It's like what?" she asked. "You know what?" she replied. "We're done. That's it, we're over," she said peacefully stomping out of the room. She slammed the door. Pow! It shook the room to it's core leaving Little Jimmy closer to passing No Nut Nineteen, but ultimately losing his bitch.
by MoscoTheGuy November 28, 2018
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by anon muos December 30, 2010
Get the Ninett mug.A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.
This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.
This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.
Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:
Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!
Don't worry, we can take them.
Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.
GOD DAMN IT RUN!
Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!
Don't worry, we can take them.
Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.
GOD DAMN IT RUN!
by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011
Get the Conservation of ninjutsu mug.A rule for tracking computer programming development time.
The full statement of the rule is, "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time."
The rule simultaneously emphasizes two important points in software development. The first is that for almost any product, most of the development time will be used on relatively small but difficult sections of the code. The second is that the first point often leads to extremely optimistic project schedules.
The ultimate lesson to learn from this rule is that the amount of the project that is completed is NOT tied to the amount of code completed, and that substituting one for the other can be disastrous.
The ninety-ninety rule is often mistaken for a typo, with users assuming that the first 90% of code should correspond to the first 10% of time; while this is logically correct, it is NOT the original aphorism.
The full statement of the rule is, "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time."
The rule simultaneously emphasizes two important points in software development. The first is that for almost any product, most of the development time will be used on relatively small but difficult sections of the code. The second is that the first point often leads to extremely optimistic project schedules.
The ultimate lesson to learn from this rule is that the amount of the project that is completed is NOT tied to the amount of code completed, and that substituting one for the other can be disastrous.
The ninety-ninety rule is often mistaken for a typo, with users assuming that the first 90% of code should correspond to the first 10% of time; while this is logically correct, it is NOT the original aphorism.
A: "This stupid ten-line function is somehow crashing on one out of every 100 calls and nobody has a clue how to fix it. We've got a week left in the schedule and haven't even fully identified the problem."
B: "Ninety-Ninety Rule. You should have expected from the start that something like this would come up."
B: "Ninety-Ninety Rule. You should have expected from the start that something like this would come up."
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