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Lightning Thunderstein

A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.

He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*

*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-
by The demon Barbor 1997 December 31, 2011
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Lightning McQueen

the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019
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Nightingale

Listen do you hear that ?
I don’t hear anything

That’s the point….no nightingales

Blah blah

*every*
by LlamaUrMother September 7, 2023
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Nightlight

Mankinds only defense against the evil monsters of the night. If you don't have one, your days are numbered.
Nightlight, could we survive without you?
by MaximumOverdrive February 22, 2009
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Ass Lightning

A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.
Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.
by MonkeyClicker April 18, 2016
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Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs
by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018
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Lightning Quick Larcenist

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 26, 2020
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