Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017

Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.

Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.

by anonymous376 December 27, 2007

Nelson Sompa

A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.

Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!

by Twinkle Star332 November 2, 2019

silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

nelson special

A sexual act that involves ordering cinnastix from Dominos® and ejaculating in the icing cup before serving it to your friends, unbeknownst to them.

Frank: these cinnastix taste funny

Adrian: that's because I gave them a Nelson special

Frank: wtf!!!

by Chris'tyl meth March 10, 2018

Nelson Sexton

Nelson Sexton is the omega-chad and founder of Unturned.
He has created a game that many people enjoy and love.
His game has inspired a community and a lot of developing to keep it active.

Woah, Nelson sexton! He made that cool Unturned game!

by Endy The Cool Dude December 8, 2021

Nelson Street

A place you do NOT want to be at no PART during the day/night. If you go on Nelson Street you might as well text your parents "Sorry for dying before you". Nelson Street is the REAL LIFE WARZONE.

Lars: Where did Gage go?
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.

by ReidOnNelsonStreet December 11, 2021