Newsfaker

Someone who invents news to influence public opinion, usually for personal or political advantage.

Did you see that story about Barack Obama being a secret Muslim who was actually born in Indonesia? It was invented by that serial Newsfaker in Abeline, Texas.

by Peter Kobs May 16, 2009

Newspaper Bag Swag

When you bring your lunch to school using a newspaper bag to contain it

"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"

by ClaireBear600 November 7, 2011

newscapepro

A funny minecraft youtuber who typically collabs with his friends Ashlie, Uni, Nick, Tommy, Jon, and Shelby. He is very loud and extremely competitive. If he loses bedwars, he doesnt put it in his videos. He has a crude sense of humor and also goes by the names Randy and Corey.

"NewScapePro is my favorite youtuber ever"

by SnickerDoodle3414 April 19, 2018

newscapepro

Cory, a gamer who role plays and play overwatch while editing with KALEB THE BEAR

newscapepro is a competitive player .

by Dynamio April 19, 2018

newspaper

A homeless person's blanket.

Tyrone prefers the LA Times newspaper to the Daily News newspaper to keep himself warm at night.

by 47 September 13, 2008

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

Newspaper

A pre-internet (i.e. ancient) current affairs blog that featured spell check and editorial standards. Occasionally they might run issues (postings for those who are not fluent in grandpa speak) featuring commentary and reactions by people who might write in complete sentences and direct their statements to something called an editor (this word is not available in Webster's .8).

"Hey man, check out the low res images they have on this free tablet they are giving out at the bus stop."
"Dude, its stuck on this one program. It might be broken"
"Wait, I think this is one of those things my dad keep telling me about...you know, a newspaper."
"Woooa."

by helios1014 November 2, 2013