new car dank

when you have that new car smell (or the air freshener) and that super stanky dank ass weed in the car inc. the smell after smoking.

new car air freshener and i just got done smoking a (fat blunt, bong, bowl, joint or pipe) than it smells like new car dank

by dxfgxdhxgfh February 24, 2011

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new car scent

the act of farting into a vent in one of your friends car before he/she gets in, then aiming the vent right at them, and turning it on.

I think i just may treat Stephen to a new car scent today!

by Rich Rubel September 20, 2006

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New-car-sal

What southerners call Newcastle.

"You going up New-car-sal this weekend?"

"Yeah man, new-car-sal's where it's at"

"It's not, but hey"

by TalangLOL May 1, 2010

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A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.

Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."

by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015

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New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016

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New Yorker Clown Car

Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.

Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.

Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.

Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)

Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.

by Perplexing Enigma May 9, 2011

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