average height, quite smart actually, goofy ahh haircut and a nerdy build. not much to say about him, kinda looks like 🤓.
no gurlz... maybe boys but idk.
no gurlz... maybe boys but idk.
person 1: look at that guy, he looks smart
person 2: ye lets trcik him into helping us with homework
person 1: hi smart kid wanna be friends?
atticus neumann: doof
person 1; huh?
atticus: No ingles mis amigos
person 2: ye lets trcik him into helping us with homework
person 1: hi smart kid wanna be friends?
atticus neumann: doof
person 1; huh?
atticus: No ingles mis amigos
by Theo. L October 30, 2023
As LBanks has said, i wouldnt attend neumann college unless..
1. You love church and <3 the thought of having a nun for a teacher in almost every class. But as you expirence more and more in neumann, u find ur self with horrible schedules. If you do attend neumann i suggest finding a class with plenty of bitties in it to get through ur horrid day
1. You love church and <3 the thought of having a nun for a teacher in almost every class. But as you expirence more and more in neumann, u find ur self with horrible schedules. If you do attend neumann i suggest finding a class with plenty of bitties in it to get through ur horrid day
by MikeMalone September 03, 2006
A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
by pota April 16, 2009
In mathematics, a von Neumann algebra or W*-algebra is a *-algebra of bounded operators on a Hilbert space that is closed in the weak operator topology and contains the identity operator. It is a special type of C*-algebra.
The bounded operators on any Hilbert space form a von Neumann algebra, which is some the dopest shit I seen.
by vonNeumann@ias.edu June 26, 2019
A Catholic school that resides in South Philly. Used to be two schools, St. John Neumann, and St. Maria Goretti high school. They adjoined in 2004 due to lack of attending students, and moved to the Goretti building. Neumann Goretti is currently the only Catholic high school in Philadelphia that accepts both boys and girls.
Person 1: I'm going to St. Neumann Goretti High School!
Person 2: Ha, NG sucks. Roman pride all the way!
Person 1: Eh, we all have opinions cuz!
Person 2: *shoots person 1*
Person 2: Ha, NG sucks. Roman pride all the way!
Person 1: Eh, we all have opinions cuz!
Person 2: *shoots person 1*
by Purple&Gold June 26, 2009
When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 09, 2023