nethervinyl

the best wattpad writer in the whole world!

“Wow have you read Another Teenage Love Story by NETHERVINYL?”

by bdussyskeiduf June 1, 2021

Soulless abomination from the nethervoid

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.

Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!

by catshitminkeywhoreloljk October 23, 2011

Netherlandian

The most magical and mysterious way of describing someone from the netherlands.

Person A: “Where are you from”
Person B: “I’m Netherlandian”

by Ella~Herron December 11, 2019

globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.

I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.

by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014

Netherlands

European country North of belgium, east of the UK and west of Germany. The people there speak Dutch. The Netherlands is also known as Holland, however Holland is just a province. The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.

Non-Dutch people often think that the language Dutch is German. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Dutch is NOT german for german, but Dutch for Dutch.

In Dutch:
"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I'm Dutch."

I'm Dutch, I'm from The Netherlands and I speak Dutch.

by Jafje May 20, 2007

Nethercott

Gods amongst mortals. The ideal. What most ordinary people aspire to be. Honest, fair, funny, humble.

"if everyone acted like a Nethercott the world would be a better place"

by bertybater February 12, 2010

netherstone

1. In Scotland, a properly heated rock or rocks used to cook haggis
2. slang for a man's testicles
3. when used as a verb, netherstoned, refers to being high in Holland
4. In Holland, slang for wooden shoes
5. Geologists use the term to refer to rocks (molten or otherwise) that are ejected into the air during a volcanic eruption

1. The nethersotne is not hot enought to cook my haggis!
2. She kicked me right in the netherstones.
3. Amsterdam is a great place to get netherstoned.
4. These netherstones are too small for my feet.
5. The netherstones landed two miles from the volcano.

by Bego the Tyrant February 6, 2010