A slang reference for a self-diagnosed neurodivergent individual or a population of self-diagnosing neurodiverse individuals lacking the qualifying features required for a professional medical or mental health practitioner's diagnosis.
Dave: "Hey, bro did you hear that what Kyle called himself, dude wtf! He's such a tool!"
Kelly: "Nah, man; what's up? What he say?"
Dave: "He calls himself a "Neurodivergent" 'cuz he looked it up online!
Kelly: What? That's some hard core bs man. He's not "Neurodivergent!" He's just a lame ass fucking Nerv-Durv!
When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.
Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyerhandshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.
witnessing someone be hit by a car funerals
the death of your neighbor
being pulled over for speeding
getting dumped by a girlfriend
falling down a flight of stairs
bad report cards
caught with drugs these scenarios may result in a Nervous Boner
In online gaming, when a player who has never played for anything enters a competitive match and plays far below his standards on public games due to nervousness and/or shaking.
We got a new player from a pub server who was dominating, and when we used him for a match he got nervous nub syndrome and played like shit.