nerp

the state of mind where there is no longer a state of mind
usually happens late at night while your drinking energy drinks that contain tons of caffeine...the best nerp drink is Mountain Dew...you can tell your nerping when you laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason...best nerp hour is usually 3am but you can nerp at anytime...usually you begin to nerp when you're really tired....you cant force yourself to nerp, it comes naturally...Silly in a manic sort of way, as in the frame of mind induced by too little sleep and too much caffeine
by nerpingguineapigpigpig September 20, 2010
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N.E.R.P.

N.E.R.P.

Needy
Eager
Rapey
Pervy
'Oh Tom keeps groping Laura and Jade... What a NERP'

'Tom made that girl touch his penis. He's such a NERP!'
by 50sotGman October 03, 2012
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Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!
by Big D February 20, 2004
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Nerpes

When you have herpes on or around the nipple region.
Ew, I was about to go down on Sandy when I realized that she had Nerpes!
by The Red Ranger April 18, 2006
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When you're hanging out (usually with a bunch of people of the same sex) and you start acting weird because you are either tired or excited. For girls, an example could be laughing uncontrollably at something that isn't funny. For guys, an example would be rockin out to N'sync or Lady Gaga without caring about who sees you/being made fun of. In general, going crazy.
Dude, Joe's singing 'I kissed a girl' off-key at the top of his lungs.
--I know, he's nerping right now.
by hiflyer65 June 09, 2009
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One who discreetly take the property of someone else
Everytime I see that guy someone he's nerpin' someone's shit.
by Vmbljlt February 03, 2018
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when the nipples get hard due to coldness or arousal and can be seen poking through a tight shirt
dude, I love it when she nerps!
by Cantiki August 04, 2005
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