nerp

to ejaculate

Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!

by Big D October 18, 2006

nerp

When you're hanging out (usually with a bunch of people of the same sex) and you start acting weird because you are either tired or excited. For girls, an example could be laughing uncontrollably at something that isn't funny. For guys, an example would be rockin out to N'sync or Lady Gaga without caring about who sees you/being made fun of. In general, going crazy.

Dude, Joe's singing 'I kissed a girl' off-key at the top of his lungs.
--I know, he's nerping right now.

by hiflyer65 June 9, 2009

Nerp

One who discreetly take the property of someone else

Everytime I see that guy someone he's nerpin' someone's shit.

by Vmbljlt February 3, 2018

Nerp

when the nipples get hard due to coldness or arousal and can be seen poking through a tight shirt

dude, I love it when she nerps!

by Cantiki October 18, 2006

Nerp

a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !

wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp

by JAAAAKKKKEEEE January 18, 2011

nerp

To steal or hijack.

That guy totally nerped my lighter!

by Christine W. October 18, 2006

Nerp

Nefarious Evil Resident Politick

A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race!

Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...

~The NERP doctrine

by Budlong October 13, 2006