Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic

I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.

by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

nerdphone

Having a conversation on instant messaging services such as gchat and AIM, the computer equivalent of talking on the phone, hence "nerdphone." A synonym for instant messaging.

"My cell phone's cutting out, but I'm almost home. We'll just talk on the nerdphone."

by thisrecording June 29, 2009

necrophobia

the fear of death or dead things.

I have necrophobia, and the day I die will be the worst day of my life.

Fearing dead birds or dead bodies

by musiclover4sho August 29, 2007

Necrophobic

An awesome Slayer song

Necrophobic is one of my favorite songs on the Reign in Blood CD

by Hdo0d0gdk6i9n!s November 11, 2004

Negrophobia

a fear, known only to the white man, that a person of color will commit a random, unprovoked act of violence or stupidity that puts ones safety in danger

I have really bad negrophobia. Whenever I see the blacks near me I get scared and either avoid eye contact or lock my doors, when appropriate.

by CapsFan756B March 30, 2010

Nerdophobic

1. A person who is afraid or think that nerds piss them off.

2. Another word for a bully that only hit geeks or nerds.

Dude just looking at victor makes me became nerdophobic

by Asskill December 2, 2010

neurophone

A device implanted under ones skin, such as the one our president uses to relay his speeches. It allows another, within range, to relay subsonic messages that the user can repeat like a parrot, hopefully to give the impression that he knows what the hell he is saying.

"Dammit Carl, I thought for sure you said 'the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully', not 'we need to attack the world because we are a bunch of power-hungry war-mongering money-hungry fascist elitist corporatists'! Maybe we need to adjust my neurophone".

by carpentertom June 11, 2006