nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.

Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!

by frabrizio September 9, 2016

nermal

Someone who puts the lemon on before the sugar on a pancake.

- Surely it doesn't matter which one you put on first? It all gets mixed together anyway, right?
- I pity you. The plight of the nermal is a tragic one.

by MikeyLear January 27, 2008

nermal

A cute, usually shaved pussy.

Fuck da titty's, lemme see your nermal.

by Erik Nixon November 28, 2004

nermal

1) To break wind, cut the cheese, fart.
2) To create excrement, shit, poop.

OMGWTFBBQ, who nermaled in here? DOORKNOB!

by Wyldphyre January 10, 2006

nermal

a cat that sometimes acts like a dog.
a "stoner kitty."

nermal and i got so high last night; that cat loves her marijuana.

by I'll never tell October 11, 2004

Lord Nermal

Lord Nermal is the epic cat seen on brands all over the popular hipster store Zumiez- including it's own brand RipN'Dip - Lord Nermal is seen hugging dope, hanging out with space aliens, jesus, and flips off everyone he comes in contact with. In other words, Lord Nermal is more Lit than anybody i know.

Yo dude, i love your Lord Nermal t-shirt. It really speaks to me.

Dude, "we out there".

Praise the Lord, Nermal.

by Born Villain December 1, 2017

Nermal’s Law

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.

“Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”

by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020