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Dirty Nemo 

A fishing lure, preferably a fake worm, inside a lubricated condom.
Mary: Josie, I just used a Dirty Nemo on myself last night!
Josie: Hook me up girl, I wanna try.
Dirty Nemo by Tard Wrangler69 November 8, 2016

Dirty Nemo 

The act of getting a blowjob while the person giving it is making a fish face while at a public beach.
Have you guys tried the Dirty Nemo? It is better then a normal blowjob
Dirty Nemo by Autism anus August 8, 2019

As difficult as finding Nemo 

An adventure or task that's hard to achieve.
Getting admitted into the army is as difficult as finding nemo

Dirty Nemo 

When you finish your shit and don't wipe, fill up the bathtub, put clown fish in there, and after that you stick only your ass in the bathtub so that they clean the shit for you.
Jamal: Yo Tyrone I just took the fattest shit and did a dirty Nemo that shit felt bussin on God on God

Tyrone: SHEEEEEEEESH

Doing a nemo 

When you plug a substantial amount of drugs up ones bottom and fall asleep drunk , wake up and vacate the contents of your bowels so the contents disappear like captain nemo’s nautilus’s submarine beneath the sea.
he had plugged a stash , woke up went doing a Nemo
What Annie is, in the song "Smooth Criminal" -- the actual lyrics say unable, but itsounds like nemode
He could see she was a nemode.
nemode by Pooky May 19, 2004