Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Neomi

A typically ambiverted person who is street, mentally and educationally smart. She is mature socially as, she tends to hide her real self not to others thinking of her but, to her prior knowledge. Her name is similar too Naomi as its source of origin is from there. All Naomi's and Neomi's are known to be amongst the fandom with obsessions. She doesn't care much about a relationship but when in one she stays strong and handles it well. She knows her boundaries and analyses what's done. (Very Intellectual) She is an eye-catching female with sharp features such as her eyes. She is very prone to success and a straightforward yet faithful person who's simple minded and creative. She may be two faced at times but, it's her way for the better.

"Oh look it's Neomi she's really amazing she isn't like the other popular girls and is really a great icon! "

by Accedia March 2, 2021

aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

nekomimi

Otaku (Heavy fans of Japanese cartoons) slang for a cat girl. Literally meaning "Cat-ear" in Japanese. Usually a girl in cosplay (costume) wearing homemade cat ears and tail of their favorate character from an anime series (Japanese cartoon).

Note: Can also be someone of a cat-humanoid race, as in a mithra from Final Fantasy XI.

A more literal meaning of Nekomimi in Japanese is Nekomusume (cat daughter or cat girl).

by Draken Stark August 14, 2006

nekomimi

cat ears (on a girl)

felicia from darkstalkers has nekomimi

by los gavinos de muerte July 7, 2005