Nego Preggo

Adjective describing a female who is not pregnant.

OMG I took like the 7th pregnancy test and it is still coming back negative. Can i stop worrying?

Yeah girl! you nego preggo fuh sho'!!!!!

by sandigina July 9, 2009

Nego Nancy

Someone who has a negative spin on everything you have to say.
Someone who puts a downer on your excitement for something.

Nego is an Australian slang for word Negative.
Nancy=That negative old lady that lives inside all of us.

Roger: Betty, You won’t believe it! I just got a message saying I won that $500 Bunnings voucher!!!!!
Betty: Oh wow, you probably can’t buy certain branded products with it though. Are you sure it’s not a scam?
Roger:....Betty, I won a $500 Bunnings Voucher FREE and yes, it’s real...

Why you gotta be such a Nego Nancy!?!

Sally: Emma! He finally proposed!!! Check out the ring!!! In love!
Emma: Finally!!! Oh I saw that ring in 80% off sale in Michael Hill Pamphlet! Congrats!
Sally:....jeepers Emma, I’m so sick of you being a Nego Nancy and raining on my parade!

Husband: Babe, come outside! I got almost all those gardening jobs I’ve been putting off for months done today! What a workout, but it’s looking great eh?
Wife: Yeah but you’ve still got so much to do...It’ll look great once it’s finished.
Husband:....Ummm...thanks Nego Nancy?!?

by Melankholae May 6, 2020

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

by what122 May 16, 2019

natasha negovanlis

An actress with great eyebrows and who wears snap backs like a boss

Natasha Negovanlis' jawline could quite easily cut you and your family into small pieces

by fuck off you lil shit September 23, 2015

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009