neer

A non-alcoholic beer.

There's 1.4 grams of protein in this neer? No wonder it tastes like I'm drinking a pork chop!

by Mark Tomczak January 19, 2010

Neer

a pro noun used to replace 'never' in a sentance, usually said in a derogitary way or similar to the sound of an aeroplane going past.

Im neer going to see you again Charlie... NEER!

by MANTDA February 17, 2010

Neer

An exercise move. Say your holding 2 weights with your legs spread part, you bend your knees, say neer, and come up, laugh, then REPEAT :) hence the word laugh *

(make sure your standing straight up)

Skyler just did a neer.

by neer101 June 25, 2009

neer

When somebody says something stupid or irrevalent

Serge is cool....Neer

by GAN 20 April 23, 2009

Neer

A word some boys and very wimpy men tend to screech when ejaculating after three minutes of fucking raw

Boy/Wimpy Man: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR (Neer)

Sex Doll: .........

B/WM: 35 seconds! That's a new record!!

Sex Doll: .........

B/WM: I fUcK rAw!!?!1!1!2!1!!!!1!

by Chicks In Soup September 3, 2018

Neer

A word to describe a person who is extremely toxic.

“She is /such/ a Neer.”

by kekkkkk11 August 1, 2018

Neer

The pieces of vomit left behind after spontaneous sickness after listening to cardi b.

Dude have you been listening to cardi b? I saw some neer in the toilet.

by Chieldeman November 30, 2020