dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.

(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!

by Dash180 April 3, 2016

neesakenitis

the sudden urge to watch the blockbuster smash-hit film 'taken'. starring liam neeson

person 1: doing tonight lad?
person 2: probabably nothing, got the neesakenitis big-time.
person 1: the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: y'know that incredible urge you sometimes get to watch "taken"?
taken 1. oh sheeeeeit, i know what you mean. that film is so boss.
person 1. fuckin' A.

by Rorykdy July 28, 2011

Neeson

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome, but doesn't know how handsome he really is. Every girl loves him, and every guy wants to be his best friend. If you managed to get a Neeson in your life, treat him right!

Girl: You are so handsome
Neeson: Nah

Walks away to help old lady cross the street.

by Tealfortytwo April 13, 2020

nemesis

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Your worst enemy.

Lex Luthor will always be Superman's nemesis

by Kryl June 27, 2004

nemestreet

A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.

I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!

by SHLA October 1, 2010