needledick

Man with an extremely small penis

by Revolutionary July 5, 2003

needleanyhomo

A young teen between the ages of 13 - 16, who likes to act like no one could, beat them in a fight and they like to pick fights with people they dont know.

needleanyhomo: fight me pussy
random teen: Who the hell are you?
needleanyhomo: you dont need to know me

random teen : ??????
needleanyhomo : fight me !!!!
random teen : your make your self look dumb
needleanyhomo : you know you would loose that fight pussy
random teen : hey man fuck you i dont even know you and your picking a fight with me and your pissing me off
needleanyhomo :your just pissed because you know you will loose that fight

by bob drywall April 12, 2010

needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011

needleshnick

a turd made of loose poop

GUY 1:Ew dude today i found the biggest needleshnick in my toilet.
GUY 2:Dude it must have been someone from the party last night

by wileycoyote April 25, 2009

needlebanger

A person who shoots up drugs instead of snorting them. Spoken to me by a strung out druggie, so it must be true.

She didn't snort the heroin like she said she did, she's a needlebanger!

by livininacountryghetto March 11, 2015

Needlemouse

Also known as needlem0use.

S0me lesbian wh0 g0t murdered and put int0 a S0nic game, turned int0 a psych0 bitch and killed her c0llege friends who killed her. Als0 she purple n0w, h0w amazing!

Needlemouse be killin Luther

by KelTheMaster August 2, 2022

needledick

man w/ extremely thin penis that doesnt do much unless ur "tight"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003