necrochondriac

A goth, vampire wannabe or other fake undead wanker

necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac

One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.

Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.

Look at those Ann Rice-loving tossers! Bunch of necrochondriac fucks! HEY! You're not black sheep, you're sheep in black!

by Dr. Badwrench July 11, 2006

Necrophobia

The fear of the dead, dead organisms, and things associated with death. Not to be confused with thanatophobia, which is the fear of dying. Necrophobia is commonly thought to encapsulate that as well, but does not.

I have necrophobia, so I refused to go to the funeral; I did not want to see the body.

by ExodusAttack June 23, 2015

necrocuddler

One who cuddles the dead. AKA JAMAR SHIPLEY

Girl: So you cuddle the dead now?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: So does that make you a necrophiliac?
Guy: No, just a necrocuddler.

by StolenByPoochie October 22, 2013

Necrophobe

1. A fear of dead bodies
2. Being a gay and scared of dying
3. A word to label someone with and watch them struggle with what it means.

1. "OH JESUS A DEAD BODY OH GOD AAAH"
2. "Oh, noo, I dont wanna die" "Dude its just a cold"
3. "Your such a fuckin necrophobe!" "...huuh?"

by TK345678 March 2, 2009

necrocute

its a corpse that looks cute in all angles.

my boyfriend died in a car crash, now on the funeral, he's a bit necrocute.

by Dodre March 1, 2017

nekochub

A pogger term for a person who fakes whering diapers, mostly come as a bulgarian.

Boy 1: ayo you here nikocada avacoda is a nekochub.

Boy 2: makes since.

by Pogger server scribe November 4, 2021

Necrophobe

Someone who has an irrational phobia/ expresses discrimination against people who are attracted (from birth or by choice) to humping stiff graveyard potatoes.

Necrophobes display their bias by excluding necrophiliacs, turning others against them, or worse, by silently shunning them. They will also gatekeep graveyards to cockblock them from spooning bones.

Lara: “Are you inviting Dorian to the funeral?”
Sophie: “Heavens no! You know what he’s like!”
Britney: “Shame, he’s such a catch!”
Lara: “Yeah Sophie, stop being such a necrophobe and invite him already, he’s the whole package!”

by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026