Necrobation

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.

The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.

by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007

necrobagger

the act of t-bagging a lifeless corpse, with the intent of sexual arousement.

Timmy: "Hey, don't put your balls on that corpses face, I want to"

Jimmy: "I found it first"

Random Adult: "Oh you prepubescent necrobaggers."

by I am Waldo July 31, 2005

Necrofailia

Necrofailia, is having sex with the undead, like Necrophelia is sex with the dead.

If you are perfoming Necrophelia, and the dead suddenly reanimates, you have Necrofailed. Necrofailia has been performed in the place of Necrophelia.

by Halfresponse September 5, 2010

Necroality

the act of violating the carcass of a dead animal the combination of beastiality and necrophilliac

John had seen Alex doing some necroality to a hamster.

by Jawnofthedead December 1, 2009

nerdball

Funny to a good quality, and humble about it.

I'm a total nerdball.

by Hose' June 22, 2005

Neckballs

The union of neck and balls though a shoulder ride.

Look at the neckballs on those guys over there.

It looks like their neckballs give them a special bond.

by bevbob June 1, 2011

Necrobation

the grim and frostbitten doings of the necroyeti as he bloodlustfully praises satans unholy allmightyness in the woods at midnight.

the necroyetti necrobated on the norweigen mountain of yesiadhusduef.

by Kyla April 1, 2005