NES

Great system released by nintendo, also their first. Best game on that system: Super Mario Bros!! Has really crappy graphics but the games are not complicated like the games today. They have the brightest colors, and the best music.makes me want to go back to the 80's...

Guy: I just beat Metroid on NES!! FAGGOT: That game sucks!! Its old!! Guy: u r a stupid cunt!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

nes

The greatest game system with the greatest games ever like Final Fantasy, Mega Man 2, And Mega Man 3. To reach a higher level of nes heaven, get the top-loading system with the dogbone controller. Nirvana!!!

Jim: holy crap!!! I got a nes!
Bob: You fag! I got an X-Box! And Halo!!
Jim: Megaman, kill master chief!
Bob: No!!! I had sex with him!
Jim: Megaman kicks ass!

by Big Daddy Cane July 13, 2004

NES

The best gaming console ever.. Games has high difficulty, colorful graphics and ROCKING MUSIC!

Many games had horrible graphics or gameplay, but the music sure always makes up for it all...

Guy 1: I just got some pure original NES music, not that crappy midi stuff.. REAL NES MUSIC

Guy 2: GIEF!!1 ;_;

by RamenKid December 26, 2008

Nes

Slang for Nice.

Dude, that is nes.

by Schronic December 30, 2011

nes

A very old gaming console dating back to when games weren't marketed to anybody in particular

"My NES is broken... will someone sell me one for like £10?"

by Psi November 3, 2003

nes

if you are 2 lazy to say/type "nesquick" just say nes.

YO HOMMIE GRAB ME A NES PLEASE

by EverythingISayIsReall March 3, 2023

nes

Nose exhaled and smiled. A more accurate abbreviation to be used instead of #lol, where one does not actually laugh out loud but rather exhales through the nose and smiles. More akin to a quiet smirk.

*insert not so funny thing here*
nes

by adenzila September 20, 2016