Nautious

When you're feeling sick but you're also a dumbass who can't spell.

Steve: Oh bro i'm feeling really nautious.

Dan: Shut up steve, you can't spell

by lwttz June 11, 2018

Nautangle

Describing a really fat individual who is to going to end his or her own life. Mostly this is without succes because the rope does not support the weight of the 'Naut' trying to hang himself.

He is going to do a nautangle (The fatty is going to kill himself)

by boefhabiba July 22, 2023

nautical mile club

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club

With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.

by sailor17 January 4, 2007

Nautical Houdini

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.

I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.

by dawave182 January 18, 2008

Nulto

A Nulto is a person who likes men. Usually when you play games with them, they find a way to use TFTactics and cheat, even if you play normals. A Nulto whines a lot about their League Of Legends games and reminds you of your uncle that used to rape you a lot. It is also common that they have a small dick, and they brag all day about how big it is. Their ego is as large as their feet and they commonly have a god complex. Occasionally they have a sister complex, and is into orange and red furys while e girls are what they watch on a daily basis on Twitch. They claim that they hate anime, even though they watch hentai 20 hours a day even tho they cant eject cum.

Oh god he's such a Nulto
That Nulto should jump out from a bridge
I do not associate with Nultos
I hate Nultos.

by Nulto4 May 11, 2021

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.

Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.

by BMG2424 June 10, 2022

Mike Nauti

A young Rapper from Harlem U.S.A who became famous from hooking up with the famous Harlem group "Diplomats" and still Being cool with people like "Juelz Santana" "Chris Brown" "Lloyd Banks" "Gucci Mane" Etc..

Jim: Yo where is Nauti At?
Cam: You mean Mike Nauti?
Jim: Yea that's my lil homie

by FlyGuy23 April 9, 2010