Nautical Nonsense

It be somethin' you wish.

Kinky fish/human coitus.

If nautical nonsense be something you wish, gimp, FLOP ON THE DECK FOR IT!

by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 27, 2010

nasticle

A piece of dry feces, generally found resting upon a toilet seat.

While in a rush to use the bathroom, Jason unwittingly sat upon a nasticle.

by Jza February 13, 2004

nautical star

Nautical Stars are an old sailor's tattoo, sailors took on these tattoo's as before navigational equipment became available they would use the stars. Having the tattoo would be like always having a star with you.

These are now popular tattoo's, the their symbolism is now more of they're a symbol of following your dreams, or of security.

Sadly, a lot of jerks just get these tattoo's because they look cool and don't have a clue what they mean.

"I just got a nautical star tattoo on my neck"

by Sam Bickley January 30, 2005

nasticals

Nasticals is a word used to describe unpleasantness.

Sarah: One time, Billy Joe Armstrong caught a turd in his mouth!!!

Lisa: Ew, that's nasticals

by Lisa and Sarah October 13, 2006

nautical sharing

an amazing and sneaky way to refer to when you pirate dvds or music online

"I so want the bloodhound gang hooray for boobies album but i don't have enough money to get it off itunes."
"Dude are you dumb? Just go do some nautical sharing and get that shit for free!"

by rachelsunshine August 1, 2010

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022