nassau college

what people say when they're embarrassed to say they go to nassau community college. see nassau community college for why people are embarrassed
i go to nassau college
where is that?
east garden city..
isn't that nassau community college?
yeah
by V$VP G!B October 2, 2014
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Nassau Panel

The technical term for the "nose" of a go-kart. The nassau panel is located in front of the steering column, and is commonly connected to the front bumper. The nassau panel is made from plastic, and is where the driver number is located.
Person 1: My nassau panel got smashed in when I spun around and someone went head on into me!
Person 2: Well I just bought a new aerodynamic one
Person 1: You know this is karting? We don't go fast enough for that to do anything.
by CRAZYKID993 December 28, 2022
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Nassau Coliseum Table

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.
My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.
by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009
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nassau community college

A level of hell where the Internet is too slow and the food is too expensive. A place where all you breathe in is cigarette smoke and all you see is ratchet people everywhere. This is where you are doomed to end up if you're stupid or broke.
"Where does she go to college?"
"Nassau Community College"
"Oh, that's ...nice."
by SwagMastaK January 24, 2014
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queens-nassau border

"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"

THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike assfuck. You have never been around here have you?
Lock yourself in a cage in Upstate Orange County where you are from and throw away the key. Just make sure the computer is far enough away from you.
by LongIs June 11, 2006
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West Nassau High School

A small school in the middle of Callahan, Florida known as the Warriors where drama, cliques, and popularity contests reign...
I go to West Nassau High School and I'm a cheerleader! Yay me!
by jklmnopq October 26, 2009
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