nard

An insult equivalent, but better, than the word idiot.

That guy over there is such a nard he tried to buy blinker fluid from an auto zone.

by 1ra2ndom3 August 3, 2019

Narded

Getting wasted,drunk or shitfaced etc.

Hey buddy you wanna get narded this weekend?

by Samuel bui August 2, 2017

nards

beavis & butthead's word for nuts

hey beavis, my nards itch

by ender14450 April 14, 2006

nard

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

by Jimmy October 22, 2003

Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

Narding

When a male procedes to stick his nose into another mans anal cavity

I love narding with my pals!

by seth03 June 15, 2011

nard

the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill

bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight

by brosel August 17, 2010