Naptain

Someone who takes a lot of naps. Enough to the point that they might as well be considered the captain of naps.

Person 1: He sure likes to sleep a lot in class.
Person 2: Yeah. He is a naptain, alright.

by darealslimshady October 16, 2012

scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.

Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."

by undead-ciela December 15, 2014

naviation

A cross between navigation and aviation. Never to be used again...

Your father is yje slowest driver in the history of naviation!

by Patrick D November 19, 2002

nacation

a vacation one spends bum naked, especially on a beach.

The guys are spending their nacation on the Riviera.

by uttam maharjan February 24, 2010

Narration

The act of narrating your own life

Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows".

Person 2"Stop the damn Narration".

by chavo190 July 26, 2011

Napnation

Typically a boyfriend stealer,likes her job and money and is always at work early, also friends with rednation.

Oh you see that girl of there, she is definitely a napnation.

by IDCNEITHERDOYOU April 9, 2022