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Bust Napkins

1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.

2. The act of hastily covering up something.

3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.
1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.

2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"

"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."

3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"
by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009
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Milk Napkin

Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.
Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.

Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.
by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010
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ass napkins

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!
by calimoe May 30, 2006
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folded napkin

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"
by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016
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Back Napkin

The small patch of hair above your ass.
John used his girlfriends back napkin to wipe himself off after sex.
by SnoNick October 26, 2008
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nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot
" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"
by Tw33dy December 1, 2014
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West Virginia Napkin

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.
After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin
by LA Walk February 3, 2021
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