Sweaty Napper

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.

Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.

by swude September 19, 2009

Nappetite

The desire to engage in a nap.

Troy has the biggest nappetite I've ever seen.

by Dan McGivern November 8, 2003

Nappetizer

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008

Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.

I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped

by Mine & yours March 24, 2021

ditch napper

The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.

Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.

by C. Sampson April 2, 2009