facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.

"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"

by Downtowne January 11, 2009

ass napped

When someone holds you captive in their asshole

Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off

by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018

Bae-napped

To kidnap your bf/if or husband or wife for a spontaneous date unexpectedly

"My girl was at home just watching tv, so I decided we need to see a movie or dinner. So drove to her place out the blue and told her to get in the car. She what's going on? I told you're being Bae-napped now get your sexy butt in the car."

by K.Moon July 18, 2019

June Napped

Taken, stolen, loved, june napped

You’ve been June Napped

by K two October 31, 2021

bibble napped

bibble napped is when bibble comes to your house in the night and naps you away to fairytopia so the fake brunette ken can suck out your soul.

BREAKING NEWS!: jaime fuller has been taken in the night, police suspect force entry or foul play. she couldve been bibble napped. if you know anything about this case please call 000.

by bibblenapper.com October 6, 2021

pope-napped

to obtain the pope against his will and run off with him in a sack.

dawg, you was pope-napped

by zenkid December 23, 2006