Namastercard

Religious greeting spawned by the synthesis of eastern and western philosophies. Translates as "the rampant consumer in me recognizes the rampant consumer in you." Predominantly used from the last Friday of November until Dec 24, a time period honored as "the most fiscally lucrative for the retail segment time of year."

Consumer 1: Namastercard, friend.
Consumer 2: Namastercard. Yes, I too am willing to kill you and your extended family for that last PS5.
Together: violence erupts

by Slaymeister November 26, 2021

natmaster

A legit, gnarly girl from California.

Hey, that girl over there is such a natmaster.

by heyprincess November 26, 2010

Nomster

What people become when they nom to extent that it starts to take over...O.o

Don't nom too hard! You might become a nomster like your Uncle Bill!

by I. Am. A. Lolcat. August 13, 2012

Nomiter

The internal mechanism within humans that allows them to sense or feel another human beings emotions that are being discharged from them, for instance anger or excitement, especially "G's" who have the highest quality internal mechanisms as they have been feeling shit there whole god damn lives and they're sick of that shit. They don't have the patience to even listen as they just feel they person to determine whether he/she is an asshole or not.

"man! Is my nomiter off? Or is this guy just a motherfucker?"

Friend says: "WHAT! He fucked your mother!"

by False.Pulse July 21, 2022

nomster

soneome who switches n amd m om the keyboard

this guys a nomster! he switched ny n amd m keys!

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023