Name definitions

Somebody saying something good about themselves and making a definition of it here to feel better about their petty selves
Hey look my Name definition says I'm not a wanker (*secretly laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)
by BREAD IS NOT A YOUTUBER June 10, 2022
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A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!

Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?

User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—

UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.
by Stupid God June 03, 2018
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Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.
Name Definition for a whore named Fellatia: Fellatia is a lovely girl who lives in Des Moines. She has long brown hair, she is kind and beautiful and you will fall in live with her as soon as you meet her. You will want to sniff her butt, beat up her mom and burn down her house. You will still love her after her boyfriend kicks your ass and even after her parents get a restraining order on you.
by Drunken Horde August 02, 2016
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Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...

1. A personal attack against someone with that name.

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.

2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.

Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
by deathwish124 May 15, 2009
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a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. For some reason people have the habit for writing definitions for names.

Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).

really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.

Now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use?
by 1266828 November 18, 2010
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Name definitions

It's probably always by someone with that name or by someone who has a enemy named harry
Name definitions be like

Person with that name: I'm going to make my definition amzing

Person that hates the person with name: I'ma be brutally honest
by BREAD IS NOT A YOUTUBER July 20, 2021
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People who make this kind of definitions are either extreme gay or too bored
And is a violation of the new definition ToS as it says never use infamous people names
Guy makes Olivia
Definition:is a hot girl
Guy makes tyler
Definition:He's cool
People still press ADD IT button
Another guy saw the name definition
Another guy:oof(oh fuck) they made an extreme stupid and gay definitions
Why do they make these gay definitions for the dictionary
Nvm it's complete gay already
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 12, 2019
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