(Swat team busts in) "NAMBLA! We've got you now!"
(NAMBLA guy) "No, we're the North American Marlon Brandow Look Alikes."
(SWAT guy) "Damn!"
(NAMBLA guy) "No, we're the North American Marlon Brandow Look Alikes."
(SWAT guy) "Damn!"
by Marlon Brandow December 30, 2008
Get the NAMBLAmug. The National Man-Boy Love Association. They are a group of men, mostly over 30, who like to date/have sex with underage boys. They like to use historical "evidence" like how in ancient Greece, this sort of thing was tolerated, to try and support their movement. (They also like to take text from books, out of context, to support their movement, the author unaware of their doing so, thus making that author look bad.)
Many people don't even realize the group exists and assume it was something made up for that episode of "South Park", which unfortunately is false.
Many people don't even realize the group exists and assume it was something made up for that episode of "South Park", which unfortunately is false.
'Butterfly Kisses' is the lesser-known female equivalent of the group. It is based out of Sweden. Both groups make honest, lawful tax-paying gays and lesbians look really, really bad.
by Ryan Thompson June 21, 2004
Get the NAMBLAmug. It's a sick world we live that allows groups like NAMBLA to even exist. If there were any justice in this world, all the people who support them, or act like them as well as NAMBLA itself should be eliminated.
by Just saying the truth October 9, 2003
Get the NAMBLAmug. Bizarre group of adult men who are under the disgusting illusion that it is acceptable to have sexual relationships with male adolescents.
Children are abducted, raped and murdered every year by perverts such as these, and this organisation is nothing but a disgrace to their memory.
Children are abducted, raped and murdered every year by perverts such as these, and this organisation is nothing but a disgrace to their memory.
How in God's name could you think that paedophiles deserve their human rights?
What about the fucking children?
Even gay people think NAMBLA is a fucked-up abomination.
What about the fucking children?
Even gay people think NAMBLA is a fucked-up abomination.
by IFuckingHatePaedophiles June 15, 2004
Get the NAMBLAmug. North American Man Boy Love Association.
A group of "Men" who like young boys, essentially pedophiles. They are perverts with very sick minds and are often under investigation by both the US and Canadian Government.
A group of "Men" who like young boys, essentially pedophiles. They are perverts with very sick minds and are often under investigation by both the US and Canadian Government.
by MSmith1988 January 10, 2006
Get the NAMBLAmug. Pedophile organization. We should round up NAMBLA, and put them in the same room with Al Qaida terrorists, Nazis and the KKK. Let them all take each other out.
by mehhh July 14, 2004
Get the NAMBLAmug. NAMBLA-North American Man/Boy Love Association
In other words:
An organization composed of sick, evil, twisted bastards who rape children and claim they have the "rights" to do so. Many Americans would love to place them next to Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and the Ku Klux Klan.
This organization should be wiped off the face of the earth.
In other words:
An organization composed of sick, evil, twisted bastards who rape children and claim they have the "rights" to do so. Many Americans would love to place them next to Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and the Ku Klux Klan.
This organization should be wiped off the face of the earth.
Pedophile: I'm part of Nambla!
The next month:
Pedophile: OH SHI- NOT THE GAS CHAMBER D:
If only that's how the world worked...
The next month:
Pedophile: OH SHI- NOT THE GAS CHAMBER D:
If only that's how the world worked...
by Sherlock21t December 11, 2011
Get the NAMBLAmug.