A Quick game played by 13 a side with 4 reserves. To Play Rugby Leaue you need a high skill level, If you have a low skill level try AFL they'll let any one play
by TFC March 25, 2005
Stands for (National Rugby League) and is the Rugby League comp in Australia and NZ. Played and watched by normal people and is the most strongest and most competitive game in the world with real action not like pussy-ass mele's in AFL which rewards failure. Get a Life: Get into NRL
by AEB June 26, 2007
The Australian governing body of one of the most boring, repetitive and mindless sports on the planet. Players are encouraged to beat each other, and kicking of the ball is frowned upon (strange considering the redneck followers refer to it as 'football'). The only sport on the planet where an overweight, stupid and violent middle aged male can be considered an athlete.
See hopoate for an example of the typical player.
See hopoate for an example of the typical player.
by Darby Nash April 06, 2005
An irrelevant competition comprising of a few Sydneysiders and several inbred bogans from Queensland, who have somehow made a career out of playing the “sport” known as rugby league. It is essentially a glorified Sunday-League, and despite fans constantly claiming that “1/2 the population watches it”, it has never had any cultural or societal impact on Australia, and never will.
When not competing common pastimes for NRL players include brawling in nightclubs, beating their wives, fingering each other’s rectums, fucking their dogs, and pissing in their own mouths. Examples of all of the aforementioned can be found with a simple Google search.
Rugby league is a shitty knock-off of rugby union, which in itself is a shitty knock-off of soccer, which is also shit. The sport is audaciously referred to as “football” or “footy” by cousin-fucking Queenslanders, and some New South Welshmen, who seemingly forget (or do not know) what the “R” stands for in NRL. NRL fans are also mostly unaware of the complete irrelevance of their “sport” anywhere south of Sydney.
The average NRL crowd barely surpasses A-League crowds, likely due to the fact that anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together watches Australian (read: real) Football. NRL “stadiums” are often just local sporting grounds with camping chairs set up on the boundaries, where the parents of the players sit, provided they are not off drinking, shooting meth, or that the players even know who their parents are.
When not competing common pastimes for NRL players include brawling in nightclubs, beating their wives, fingering each other’s rectums, fucking their dogs, and pissing in their own mouths. Examples of all of the aforementioned can be found with a simple Google search.
Rugby league is a shitty knock-off of rugby union, which in itself is a shitty knock-off of soccer, which is also shit. The sport is audaciously referred to as “football” or “footy” by cousin-fucking Queenslanders, and some New South Welshmen, who seemingly forget (or do not know) what the “R” stands for in NRL. NRL fans are also mostly unaware of the complete irrelevance of their “sport” anywhere south of Sydney.
The average NRL crowd barely surpasses A-League crowds, likely due to the fact that anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together watches Australian (read: real) Football. NRL “stadiums” are often just local sporting grounds with camping chairs set up on the boundaries, where the parents of the players sit, provided they are not off drinking, shooting meth, or that the players even know who their parents are.
Welfare-Bludger: “*Unintelligible grunting* CARN BUNNIES! *unintelligible grunting*”
Feral Bogan: “*Incest noises* MMMAARGH KNOCK AWWN REF! *dog rape noises*”
Real Australian #1: “I was talking about the Grand Final, then this poofter buts in and starts talking about NRL!”
Real Australian #2: “Fucking league fags. Don’t they know no one watches their shitty comp?”
Real Australian #1: “Fuck Oath. Just nuke the Northeast seaboard for fuck’s sake. It’d do everyone a favour.”
League Fag: *Beats wife*
Feral Bogan: “*Incest noises* MMMAARGH KNOCK AWWN REF! *dog rape noises*”
Real Australian #1: “I was talking about the Grand Final, then this poofter buts in and starts talking about NRL!”
Real Australian #2: “Fucking league fags. Don’t they know no one watches their shitty comp?”
Real Australian #1: “Fuck Oath. Just nuke the Northeast seaboard for fuck’s sake. It’d do everyone a favour.”
League Fag: *Beats wife*
by Yeahthefooty August 10, 2021
A person with a very low IQ, very confused with their life and spends their life on Centrelink payments and bagging out Australian rules football, the REAL Australian game🇦🇺
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL supporter: Fuck man, Gayfl sucks. Why can’t they follow a real Australian football like rugby league?
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
by Crowsfan91 November 25, 2019