NOO stands for “No Orgasm October”. This is achallenge performed by both men and women to test their non-sexual endurance and to test how well a man or woman can stay focused on other things than sex.
“Oh yeahdid you also fail NOO?”
“I need to delete YouTube kids if I want any chance at completing NOO!”
“Only day six and I have almost failed NOO!”
It’s the way that New Yorkers pronounce New York, it surprised the hell out of me the first time I heard it. Interestingly, they believe that theirs is the correct pronunciation and that everyone else in the world has got it wrong; they make the most Londoncentric of Londoners seem positively open minded; they do to the American language what Americans do to English. Something elseinteresting is the temperature range; Summer temperatures can reach 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit), dropping to minus 4.4 degrees Celsius (21.4 degrees Fahrenheit)in Winter. Perhaps it is these extremes of temperature that make New York extremely dangerous; in London (population 8.3 – 8.6 million depending on who you believe) 2014 saw 93 murders, while New York (population 8.4 million) saw 328.
“Noo Yoik! That’s the place where things happen!”
“Yeah, like lots of murders. No thanks, you can keep it!”
How a New York City guy (like myself) pronounces "New York"---nothing to make fun of, it's just how we speak, just as natural to us as the "Bahst'n" of a Bostonian or the "roof" (pronounced with the "oo" as in "book") of a person from Los Angeles.
Noo Noo, the powerful rolled forth and sucked the laughing baby sun out of the sky. A great darkness fell over the land and all rejoiced to see that Noo Noo was now taking the place of the sun.