nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left

"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"

by liminalitea June 6, 2022

Nobody Asked

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022

Nobody asked

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.

Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP

by Among us is sus.com November 6, 2022

Nobody asked

Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

by Please pull out my ass hairs August 23, 2020

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?

Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.

by NotTheIdentityThief August 13, 2018

Tom nobody asked

A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.

Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".

by Daneee the dood March 16, 2022