Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

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Nobody Asked

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

by NotNotRyan June 03, 2022

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Nobody asked

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.

Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP

by Among us is sus.com November 07, 2022

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Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

by Please pull out my ass hairs August 24, 2020

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Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

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