please no

Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no

by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen

Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021

no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

Please No

please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech

please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary

by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021

no interviews please

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.

He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please

by lexihunter May 16, 2008

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.

A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

by rperazag July 2, 2010

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004