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Njom

"Njom" is a term used on Fosen in Norway. It's used to express joy. Njom = Great. Njooooom = Total awesomeness!

Can be compared to Totally
A: That party last night was smoking!!
B: Njom!

Walking with friends, and you spot a hot girl; Njoom!
by kopparn January 4, 2010
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Njoud

Well, where can I start! Njoud is a person that you meet only once in a lifetime. She is brilliant, and she can be sassy sometimes. When you have a Njoud in your life, that simply means that you will never be alone, and she will always be by your side, including happy and sad times. She will remember every important event in your life, like your birthday, and somehow she finds a way to make it memorable each time! And let's not forget that she has breathtaking beauty like seriously every time you look at her, she will leave you mesmerized. She's an overthinker and the best person to ask for advice. If she wants something in this life, then she will try everything to make it happen. She's also funny, passionate, caring, and has a big heart. Consider yourself lucky if you have Njoud in your life!
I wish I can have Njoud as my friend.
by idkhowisthis December 5, 2020
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NJO njord njoki njóla Njomi njongo Njora njoy NJO H EX X njo ojmi

Njomza

(pronounced NYOME-zah) Female Albanian name, quite common over there. It means 'youth'.

People often mispronounce this name, to the utter agitation of those bearing it. Some mispronounciations are:

Nyonsa
Myomsa
Nyonta
Yonta
Nyonscha

For the sake of all things holy, learn the name before you open your stupid mouth, it's not that friggin difficult.

Using the nickname 'Njomz' is acceptable.
"Hey Jenny, can I borrow your pencil?"

"Why of course Myomsa"

"My name is Njomza"

"That's what I said"

"No, it was not."

"Yes it was"

"No, it was not"

"Yes it was"

"...okay then, Assturd."

"My name is Jenny."

"That's what I said."
by DaMagicMonkey January 21, 2009
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NJOD

Pronounced (N-JOD)

Stands for a No Jack Off Day. You use it on days you would feel guilty for jacking off. For example Easter or your Sister's death day.
Jessica: Wanna look at porn with me?
Andy: Fuck Yeah

Andy (10 seconds into watching porn): Oh Shite! Sorry baby today is a NJOD.
Jessica: Oh, what happened?
Andy: I just went to my mother's funeral.
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njoy

Announcer: Now get a cingular plan the whole family can njoy.
by bananapants46 October 22, 2007
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Njokn

Njokn is a Danish Noun; pronounced Nj-oek-n; It is a slang derived from the Taastrup Ghetto Area in the greater western Copenhagen district; it's a term used for discribing those deprived of reproductive organs.
John: Jackson down the block is a damn Njokn

Mike: calling someone a Njokn is a telltale sign, your one yourself
by Jeremy Smithson October 24, 2023
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njonjo

A big fat juicy ignjoooo onion
Njonjo is an ignjoo gomno lajnooo
by Ignjo November 16, 2022
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