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nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
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the nicest guys

the nicest guys cum the hardest.

get yourself a "nicest guy".
person 1: do you know what they say about the nicest guys?
person 2: what, they always finish last?
person 1: no you fool, they cum the hardest!
by Char Lee Sang May 8, 2022
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the nicest own

Guy 1: Dude, I got my paycheck today! They accedentally added another zero!
Guy 2: The nicest own
by tehnicestown March 19, 2008
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thy-nicest

A girl that is irresistably sexy.
That girl Mary is thy-nicest!
by Adrian November 5, 2004
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My Nicest Mask

A jet-black KN95 just won’t do for church, travel or mad clubbing at the Gold Room.
“It’s a glitter bomb, what can I say,” tear-streaked Angie apologizes as she steps out of Frank E. Campbell funeral home “– it’s My Nicest Mask.”

“It might only be Spirit,” Guppy explained, “but after postponing this trip for two years I am sure gonna put on My Nicest Mask—and eat any damn in-flight non-GMO peanuts they provide.”
by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022
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Niceist

A person who displays racism and/or belief in stereotypes without actually hating on different races or faiths.
Person A: "Black people are the best musicians! They always keep the rhythm."
Person B: "Dude, that's niceist."

Person A: "I should go and ask Li to tutor me in math. I mean, he's Asian."
Person B: "Seriously, stop being such a niceist. Li just got a D in his math test."

Person A: "God, all Italians make amazing food."
Person B: "Man, there's good cooks everywhere in the world. Now shut the fuck up, stop being a goddamn niceist and eat your friggin' pizza."
by The Mungoman June 4, 2013
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Ninestein

Showing the patient of a saint when dealing with wayward, and indeed, mental women
Did you read about that bloke on the football forum whose woman was a right nutter. Her husband must be a real Ninestein not to have pasted by now
by Blackbeard's Bo'son March 20, 2008
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