neopronouns

most of them are fake. nobody's gonna call u "bunself" so u can feel oppressed. xe/xem xy/xyr, etc r cool tho but "pawself"? no fuck that.

its a.. pronoun?? idk its just a fucking aesthetic tiktok kids made into a pronoun and if u slip up and call them "kitself" instead of "kittyself" theyll call u transphobic and ableist. u can make one by listing ur favorite thing.. animal.. object.. and then add "self" at the end of it.

ex:lizardself, toothself, sweetself
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
person A: have u heard of neo pronouns?
person B: huh, what are those?
person A: ok so basically its a gender where you make it up-
person B: thats.. not how it works
person A: no they'res actually people using them unironically
person B: so, ur saying that theres actual transgender and non binary people dying because of who they are and 7th graders are making up their own genders so they can be quirky and different?

person A: yea! its so fucking dumb
person B: damn,ur right.
person A: its really getting outta control! they say that its how they feel inside, but how do you identify as candlewax
person B: c-candlewax is a pronoun..?
person A: yup, it really is.. they describe their gender as melty, hot and aromatic.

person B: ..what about xy/xyr
person A: naw those are pronouns that some people under the autism spectrum can identify as.
person B:oh, that makes sense! thats kinda cool. fuck most neopronouns.
person A: makes sense.
person B: bro theyre genuinely gonna start making penisself and vaginaself pronouns-
person A: holy shit youre right.. *shivers*
person B: *shivers*
by lemonicdemonade September 28, 2021
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Neopronoun

Modern personal pronouns used by people whose gender lies outside of the male/female binary in place of 'they'.
An example of neopronoun is:
ze/zir/zirself

Zir name is
Ze went to the cinema
by Deskara_Brenna October 3, 2015
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neopronouns

gender-neutral pronouns that some transgender, nonbinary, or gender non-conforming people use instead of he, she, or they. despite what some people say, they are real and have been for as long as 200 years.
- the first set of neopronouns was thon/thons/thonself, made by charles crozet converse in 1858.
- does fae need to buy anything from the store?
by feralSobsessor April 16, 2020
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neopronouns

Gender nuetral pronouns, that are commonly used by nonbinary people, examples would be : xe\xir\xirself, ze\zir\zerself, ey\em\emself
Xe loves music.
Xir went to the mall.
My neopronouns are xe.
by King_ollie May 16, 2018
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Neopronoun

stupidest thing created by man
“I use neopronouns!”
“i use star/starself pronouns
“wtf”
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Neopronouns

New invalid pronouns used by attention seeking bitches on tiktok that don't include he/she/they, and if you unironically use neopronouns you are cringe af. The individual usually has such a boring, self-intitled, 2-dimensional personality that they think quirky new pronouns will suddenly give them the recognition they so deserve. Their physical attributes usually include dyed neon green hair, shaved eyebrows that are redrawn in sharpie, and at least 2 piercings in some odd location.
Examples:

Xem/Xemself Xir/Xirself Xey/Xem Cupcake/Cupcakeself
You can actually fit any word you want to make the new pronoun, and if people refuse to call you Bacon/Baconself, they are transphobic and automatically cancelled.
Neopronouns: Apple/Apples/Appleself

"Apple went to the store to buy appleself some milk."
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neopronouns

pronouns that aren't she/he/they. can be used by anyone, even cishets, as long as they make you feel comfortable with your identity. the first set of neopronouns was coined by charles crozet in 1858 : thon/thons/thonself. many neurodivergent people use neopronouns since they have a different relationship with their gender and pronouns.

examples :
xe / xem / xyr / xyrs / xyrself
fae / faer / faers / faers / faerself
lu / lun / luns / luns / lunself
how to use neopronouns :

today xe went to the park.
i went with xem.
xe brought xyr own frisbee.
i played frisbee with xem.
xe talked about xyrself.
we bumped into a friend of xyrs.
by SUNGCH8N October 28, 2020
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