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dominik mysterio 

Dominik mysterio is the sexiest wrestler in the WWE, better than his deadbeat dad, mami's latino heat.
"Oh my god, look"

"What?"

"It's my dream hubby, dirty, sexy dominik mysterio."

Lord of the Mysteries 

A webnovel that consists of 8 volumes, written by the Chinese author, Cuttlefish That Loves Diving, and the main character is a young man named Klein Moretti.
“One of the best novels I read”

“Amazing world-building”

“Love the characters, especially Amon”

Klein should be better to Arrodes…”

“Lord of the Mysteries is in my top ten”

Mysteriologist 

Someone who's interested in and investigates mysteries.
He's researching the Bermuda triangle,he's a Mysteriologist
Mysteriologist by M.A Saber January 3, 2015

Mysterio 

Infamous Mexican bandit, real name El Philipio Mysterio Eden Sanchez, known for his card tricks and moustache. His powers come from his mystical sombrero.
"Mysterio stole my wallet and ruined my business. Curses."
Mysterio by xKieran October 12, 2006

Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is so cool. He is magic and he can fly. He is the greatest wrestler to ever live. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.
Rey Mysterio is so cool. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

Mysterio 

A bitch ass nigga who make illusions and robots to cause trickery and wears a fish bowl on his head.
Mysterio: Spider-Mans real name is peter Parker!
Spider-Man: *SHOCKED*
Me: YOUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA! ILL BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!! *punches screen*