The adjective describing certain emo-types and their unwillingess to divulge any information besides the immediately pertenant. Due to a deep-seeded fear of dissolving the dark veil of mystery that keeps them from appearing as simple and/or unsophisticated as the average human being. Any perticular information involving an event, conversation or time of happiness is witheld to remove any chance of seeming jovial.
Person1: hello, hows it going? I heard you went on a date yesterday!
Mysteriemo: yeah.
Person1:....ok, what is up??!
Mysteriemo: nothing.
Person1: Sweet! I read in the newspaper you saved 10 infants from a fire! You saved their lives! You're a hero! How does that make you feel?
Mysteriemo: I dunno.
Person1: Hey isn't your birthday coming up soon?
Mysteriemo: I dunno.
&etc...
Mysteriemo: yeah.
Person1:....ok, what is up??!
Mysteriemo: nothing.
Person1: Sweet! I read in the newspaper you saved 10 infants from a fire! You saved their lives! You're a hero! How does that make you feel?
Mysteriemo: I dunno.
Person1: Hey isn't your birthday coming up soon?
Mysteriemo: I dunno.
&etc...
by Francis Burke May 2, 2006
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Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!
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Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.
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Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!
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Person 1: What Mysterio did in London was so brave!
Person 2: I can't believe that Spider-man was the bad guy all along!
Person 2: I can't believe that Spider-man was the bad guy all along!
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