Mysteriemo 

The adjective describing certain emo-types and their unwillingess to divulge any information besides the immediately pertenant. Due to a deep-seeded fear of dissolving the dark veil of mystery that keeps them from appearing as simple and/or unsophisticated as the average human being. Any perticular information involving an event, conversation or time of happiness is witheld to remove any chance of seeming jovial.

Person1: hello, hows it going? I heard you went on a date yesterday!

Mysteriemo: yeah.

Person1:....ok, what is up??!

Mysteriemo: nothing.

Person1: Sweet! I read in the newspaper you saved 10 infants from a fire! You saved their lives! You're a hero! How does that make you feel?

Mysteriemo: I dunno.

Person1: Hey isn't your birthday coming up soon?

Mysteriemo: I dunno.

&etc...

Mysteriemo by Francis Burke May 2, 2006

mysterious mysteries 

From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.

Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!

mysterious mysteries by Invader Alice March 9, 2008

Coitus Mysterioso 

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

Coitus Mysterioso by rhythmshadow April 15, 2008

Rey Mysterio

Not only is he the coolest guy ever to live, but also he is the creator of the hit wrestling move, 619. he was known to be the greatest Cruiser wieght champion of all time. Know it or not, Rey is like a high leaping forg, mess with him he will fuck you up!

Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!

Rey Mysterio by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Dominik Mysterio 

The greatest Mysterio and Eddie’s son

Dominik Mysterio is better than his deadbeat dad Rey

Dominik Mysterio by KoolKydChris April 29, 2023

Lord of the Mysteries 

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

Lord of the Mysteries by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Mysterio 

The greatest superhero of all time. Exposed Spider-man for being a false hero and actually a villain. Died tragically trying to stop Spider-man launch a drone strike on London.

Person 1: What Mysterio did in London was so brave!
Person 2: I can't believe that Spider-man was the bad guy all along!

Mysterio by Quinten Beck September 30, 2019