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Malaysianed

When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.
Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.
by drbyte December 7, 2021
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Malaysia

A country which was an absolute shithole where Malays were given huge advantages, where the prime minister got a random donation of 4 million dollars, where freedom of speech didn’t exist, where human rights weren’t a thing. However, it’s people joined together and voted for a second independence: an independence from the embarrassment of UMNO. Maybe Malaysia has a shot at not being a complete mess.
“Malaysia, Truly Asia
by Red Rising Sun Bloom Queen October 27, 2018
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Mylasia

Mylasia is a very outgoing,funny, and friendly person but doesn't like anyone to be in their personal business because it their Life, their choices, their mistakes, their lessons, and they would like to keep it that way. Mylasia does what she thinks is right, no matter what every one else thinks. Mylasia is very friendly and can attract friends very easily because of her great personality. Mylasia is unique. Mylasia is pretty. Mylasia is a queen. Mylasia is a boss. Mylasia is very loyal and trustworthy and would also beat a bitch ass.
Mylasia is so funny
I love Mylasia so much
by Sistershookoop March 11, 2019
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Malaysian Milk bath

When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.
by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017
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Malaysian Flu

Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.
Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.
by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009
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Malaysia Flight 370

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.
Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'
by Big Gay Mike December 1, 2014
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Malaysian Crop Duster

When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.
Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!

Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)
by Jaynation_103 June 8, 2017
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