have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

by Reggie Regg November 25, 2003

My dermal becomes turkeys

1. Goosebumps, but only if you're using google translate from Dutch.

2. The feeling you get when someone with skin fibrosis gently caresses you with a giant turkey leg purchased at Disney World.

The way John touched me with that meat stick was nothing short of astonishing. My dermal becomes turkeys when I think about it. Sadly, the antibiotics will take months to cure me.

by LOLWTFBBQZZZZ June 14, 2010

grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

by mmoney8000 November 06, 2015

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018

My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.

- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"

by MissHell666 March 24, 2022

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017