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cock my bum

An expression of abject surprise; the user is so shocked that he/she has transcended the boundary between noun and verb and utilsed the word 'cock' as the latter.
Prima: Dude, Elly just pissed all over your cat while it was sleeping.

Secunda: Cock my bum.
by Michael B Hawke October 6, 2009
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plum in my bum

of annoyance much like a pain in my arse.
Steve, can you stop being a plum in my bum!
by Twisticals May 12, 2015
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scum my bum

lick someones' ass
they didn't give me the job...they can scum my bum!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!
"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"
by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
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my chemical bum cancer

A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc

Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.
Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"
by hair removal cream August 7, 2006
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my smelly bum

you would usually hear a English person saying this ......thats it ....umm....ye bye.....BOIIoioiOioIoioIoioIoiOioioI
wow.....well why don't you just lick my smelly bum......exactly so back of u turnip.
by mysmellybum_face November 5, 2018
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