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butter my bread

1. a random statement used in a group to cause gaiety

2. a vague sexual reference
Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.

For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).

The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.
by Cullinator February 5, 2012
mugGet the butter my breadmug.

I'll take my bread

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.
"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.
by naima April 6, 2015
mugGet the I'll take my breadmug.

your shit is my bread

signage on the plumbing van i realy saw
by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006
mugGet the your shit is my breadmug.

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive
Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
mugGet the Step on my garlic breadmug.

slice of my bread

A term for sex
Hey man do you want a slice of my bread?
by Fifi 1010101 March 8, 2017
mugGet the slice of my breadmug.

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015
mugGet the knead my breadmug.

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