by This is not ok August 31, 2020
The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
by John Durr July 25, 2008
A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.
by Chris@bennettelectric.org June 12, 2019
Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.
I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
by evyatron March 6, 2011
A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"
by scy1192 March 20, 2008
Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
by Isabella Hunter March 20, 2009
A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.
Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
by notpip November 7, 2005