Masonism

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

musoem

Putting music and poems together, but it's not a song. Recited by Jimmy Pesto Jr. from Bob's Burgers in the episode, Ex Mach Tina.

Jimmy Jr: Um, I've been working on some poems, you know, about my life and kind of, like, things I'm going through.

Tina: Poems? Life? Going through? Yes.

Jimmy Jr: And I got this idea to put poems and music together.

Tina: Like... songs?

Jimmy Jr: No, "musoems."

Tina: Oh, right.

by Poplopovich January 10, 2017

conor mason

Conor Mason is a rare species born with exceptional vocal ranges (see Jeff Buckley) but was born with a muscle mutation, meaning he cannot dance to save himself. This specimen is best known for being the frontman from rock-pop band Nothing But Thieves and for being an absolute icon to what those who study this creature call "the fandom". Seriously though, check them out.

"Hey dude, got those Nothing But Thieves tickets for October?"
"Yeah man, super pumped! Can't wait to see Conor Mason, the frontman, fail at dancing again!"
"Sweet!"

by Tbh I wouldn't be surprised September 15, 2018

mason troy adams

People that spray their water hose at maximum velocity

Look he’s doing a Mason Troy Adams!

by 🗿🦧 March 30, 2022

We know Mason

A phrase used to get into anywhere or anything you want.

"We know Mason" to receptionist and get in without trouble while cutting the line.

by Caleb May 7, 2005

mulonjhon

Origionally Italian for "eggplant", it became a derogotory term used by some Italian-Americans, usually urban, middle-class Italian-Americans, for someone of African descent

That freakin' mulonjhon, I told him to stay on that side of the railroad tracks where the freakin' hood is, this isn't the fuckin' hood, he needs to stay over there, so I bounced him.

by funions_dude August 3, 2007