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Putting music and poems together, but it's not a song. Recited by Jimmy Pesto Jr. from Bob's Burgers in the episode, Ex Mach Tina.
Jimmy Jr: Um, I've been working on some poems, you know, about my life and kind of, like, things I'm going through.

Tina: Poems? Life? Going through? Yes.

Jimmy Jr: And I got this idea to put poems and music together.

Tina: Like... songs?

Jimmy Jr: No, "musoems."

Tina: Oh, right.
musoem by Poplopovich January 10, 2017
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someone that is looking to become famous as a musician/artist/alternative person but has only got as far as releasing songs on acidplanet website.
A guy with a powerdrill but no batteries for it an a taste in music
musoman by musoman January 8, 2005
A young skinny and sickly looking white male who has no aspirations other than to be homeless. Usually smells like sweat and wet dog. Usually likes dog hol.
Yeah, my son doesn't want to go to school or work, he's going to end up as a Muslemi.
Muslemi by huskyfacts March 27, 2023

muslem orphus 

muslem meat flapp
you muslem orphus! get out of my way!
The musem was noticed limping up the street.
Musem by anon10156 October 4, 2008

follis musem 

A two word term used to describe the foolishness in both typos and the spedecial errors in one certain person's life... You know who you are!

(Commonly used through out common wealth of Pennsylvania)
Person 1: Help, the URL isn't working!
Person 2: You spelled follis musem, not fossil museum... You... How!??... UGHHGHGHH.

Person 3: This is follis musem in it's purest of forms.
follis musem by ASuperCoolGuy August 1, 2015