The Dead Muskrat Clan

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.

OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021

Muskrat

Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.

David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.

by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013

Muskrat love

Went Tenille hasn't showered in a week, but the Captain's launching anyway.

Suzy didn't want to make love cuz she didn't smell pretty, but Sam told her it's all good under the hood when it's "Muskrat Love".

by Melow1d December 11, 2016

Muskrat

An employee of Elon Musk or one of his companies

Those Muskrats over at Tesla are screwing up traffic again.

by Cola2018 October 30, 2018

elongated muskrat

he put car in space

I drive in space Elongated Muskrat

by The Big Gay Man May 6, 2018

Muskrat

A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.

Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!

by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022